Brrr!

It's 17 degrees outside today. 17 degrees! I'm pretty sure that I've never been in 17 degree weather. It's so cold outside that it hurts to breathe. It's colder outside than it is inside my freezer, which, by the way, sucks. It doesn't freeze anything. I'm tired of eating slightly melted ice cream. I'm seriously considering placing the ice cream out on the balcony now.