Putting Things into Perspective

The Weather:

All bundled up with jacket, scarf and gloves outside.

Coworker: It's a really nice, warm day today, isn't it? I can't believe how warm this winter has been.

Me: Uh-huh.

Running an errand later that day without jacket, scarf and gloves (stupid me).

Me: Ahhaha! It's cold! It's cold! I wanna go home!

Apartment Hunting:

Me: Wow! This is a really nice place. Look how much space it has!

Broker: Like it? It's $2000/month.

Me: What?! You expect someone to pay $2000 for this piece of $#^%?!